Next I wandered into a smaller place advertising paella (a traditional, Spanish rice dish). Sitting at the bar, I ordered "una cana y tapa, por favor." That bartender shook his head. In broken English, laced with his thick Spanish accent he said, "No. You don't order a cana and tapa." He went on to explain the custom of bars *offering* a free tapa when you order a drink, but patrons don't *order* a free tapa. That's considered rude. Ok. My bad. I get it now. So being good humored about it, I asked him to explain a few other things…you know, the important things when ordering drinks. He showed me the difference between a 'cana' and a 'tubo' (small glass of beer vs. a larger glass of beer…like glass vs. pint). And a 'vaso' of wine vs. a 'copa'. By this time, we're bonding and joking around. He's telling me how he came about opening the bar and how he's opening a larger restaurant in a few days. Meanwhile, I'm cracking up, because my new friend here, Kiki, is enjoying using his English, including the numerous F bombs coloring his every few words. Made me wonder how many R-rated American movies he'd been watching! Soon, another customer walks by and peers inside, promptly flustering another young server, Stephanie. Kiki gladly explains to me that last week she had "F-ed that guy" and found out he had an "F-ing tiny p-n-s" and didn't want to "F-ing see that guy again." Wow! Welcome to the local paella bar! Kiki and I were laughing so hard. Poor Stephanie was red as a beet and just kept whipping Kiki with her bar towel. Couldn't help adding to Kiki's "vocabulary" and shared with him what we call guys in America with "tiny p-n-ses." I left that night with, another, free drink and my first Spanish double-cheek kiss from my new friends.
A few nights later, I'm walking home after being online at my local Wi-Fi joint. The heavens opened up and I saw THE SIGN -- big, yellow, beautiful letters: KARAOKE TONIGHT! What?!? No way!!! Are you kidding me?! Honestly, I couldn't believe it. So yeah, I made my way in there to follow my good luck. Turned out, it was an Irish pub filled with British students and ex-pats. (Later that night more students arrived…one was from Beaverton. huh!) So of course I sing a few songs, chat up my new friends Nia & John (the bartenders), Nicola (a regular customer), and Zach (the KJ). That night I also met Kelly, a chef turned massage therapist from North Carolina who was escaping a few hours from her father and the rest of the seniors on the bus tour she was on (we got her good and pissed!). At one point, we're all dancing to John's rendition of Tom Jones "It's Not Unusual" (which, actually I think he sang about 3 different times). And enjoyed *more* free shots (holy cow!) from Nia. Sheepishly, I admit…I stumbled home rather late that night/morning. And yes, I'll be going back! :-)
Amy and I outside Escuela Montalban |
…I locked myself out of my flat!!! I'd been dreadfully afraid this would happen. There I was. No keys. No phone. And no coat. Hadn't needed a coat until then. It's been so damn hot. But this was the day a storm came through and I hadn't paid attention. It was pouring down rain and suddenly cold. I'm locked outside in a tank top with just my camera and wallet. Didn't take my Spanish phone cuz I was only going for a stroll. GGGRRR!! My first thought was Amy. I knew she could help figure out a solution. Unfortunately, she wasn't home. Hopefully she hadn't left for the weekend. So for the next hour, I sat under cover, on a bench in our courtyard looking up at the strange, crazy-ugly orange trees that Amy and I just the night before had laughed about. I ran through all the possible options in my head. At least I've got another story for my travel blog, right? Great.
In the end, Amy came home and gave me a comfortable, friendly place to dry off, warm up, and wait until my landlady's husband came to let me in. Luckily, I did have my iPhone with me, so I was able to use the Wi-Fi down the street and send an email. Thank GOODNESS Mabel checks her email often! The reward was meeting little Africa, Mabel's off-the-charts-adorable 3-year-old, bilingual daughter who wrapped her sweet tiny arms around mine and Amy's necks and cuddled and hugged us like she's known us her entire life. We decided Spanish children are the most lovable in the world. And now I have a new, very young amiga. YAY!
My fellow classmates and Paco |
As any good language school would, Escuela Montalban organizes various activities for students to do together, learn a bit about the area, and practice Spanish in a comfortable environment. The other night, three of us "bathed" together at the Hammam Public Bath house. It's basically a dimly lit, aromatic spa where guests wander from room to room soaking in tubs. You dip in the warm pool then the hot tub. Sit in the steam room then take a cold bath. And around and around again until finally you get a 15 minute massage. It's a bit of a tourist attraction, but still quite nice. Supposedly, the building was a 13th century structure at the base of the Alhambra. Archeological research indicates the original moorish bath houses of Granada were in that exact location. You can see more here: www.hammamalandalus.com
Javier our paella chef & instructor |
So hell yeah, I say, to meeting new people!! This has definitely been my best week in Spain (so far)!! I'm sure this is only the beginning.
PS -- the fun stuff isn't ending either. Tonight I'm going to a nightclub where locals Tango dance, and tomorrow Amy and I are taking a train to Ronda…a small Andalucian, "white-hill village" that straddles an enormous, geological ravine, clustered by ancient, Arabic ruins.
Caralee, This is Ellen from Lu's Lounge your faithful KJ. I am so glad Sarah sent me your information and that you made it to Spain. My in-laws are from Granada. They would Ruiz or Partals. I am going to send you some names in case you run across them. Some may even be your new 'Dead' friends. I look forward to reading more of your exploits.
ReplyDelete-Ellie